Costume Night

Yeah, Yeah,
I'm not much in the mood for it this year either.

The Simpson's next door have been hanging spider webs over everything in sight.

I can't bring myself to break it to them that even covered in black crepe paper - it's obviously the 8 motorized reindeer from last Christmas with junk on their antlers, NOT a flock of scary bats.

And three hours of waiting for kids at the front door - showing up the nanosecond I turn out the lights.

Bah! Humbug! or Boo! Humbug! -- I dunno. Whatever.

The Deal:
Tell everybody you have a costume party to be at.
Come to the show. It's funny. It's cheap. It's not listening to
your next door neighbor's haunted house CDs all night long.

Wear a costume - get in Half Price
Yep - any costume
(no, do NOT come as a suburbanite or as an office worker. That's lame.)

Wear a SHAKESPEARE Costume
GET IN FREE!!

And I don't mean you have to go full nutsy cuckoo.

Nah - Just print out our handy-dandy

Rover Insta-Bard TM
Mask

(Click on Mask Below - Print it Out - It's THAT Easy)

........

Show up at the Box office in your Rover Insta-Bard CostumeTM
and GET IN FREE!.

Show up at the Box office in darned near any other costume
(No "Plano Soccer Mom" costumes - c'mon)
And GET IN HALF PRICE

 

Just that easy. You can make your excuses early and leave the candy in a bowl on the porch.

Come laugh with Rover.
Or stay home and listen to "Thriller"
blaring out the Simpson's garage
600 more times.

Now THAT is what I call scary.

Or maybe just Cuckoo
(Oh, like YOU could have resisted this long!)