Yes! we will have
Gift Tickets Available (snazzily and professionally
designed by The
Suitable for stocking stuffers, client
gifts, corporate bribes....
Heck, you might want to get one just to frame
it, as nifty as they look!
within 50 feet
Music, Singing, Dancing, Sword Fights, Kissing, Carolers...
Tree Lighting at 7:00 p.m.
wait, did I say sword fights? I meant Foods and Festivities!
I always confuse Dickens with Richard III - ya know, Richard/Dick to his friends:
horse, a horse! You'll be visited by three horses." They really are a lot
of local choirs, bands, dancers, sword fighters, madrigals, and the like:
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frankly, it may be just too much fun for us to handle all alone and we'll need
someone to take on the heavy part of the partying for us. I mean, we will be manning
a table after all, and you could run and get us a hot cup of cider and a sword
or two... I mean a snack.... a snack or two.
And to quote Dickens:
bless us every one!" said Tiny Tim,
the last of all, "Nay, do not
pause, for I did kill
King Henry; But twas thy beauty that provoked
Oh, never mind.
Okay, they both are usually
played with crutches.
So that's confusing, okay?