. | ..Give
Rover Dramawerks Tickets as Gifts! People see good theater, you get
to look even cooler than you do already and we make some new friends in the process. | . |

Okay,
we all have that certain someone who is impossible to buy for. They have been
celebrated in Norelco commercials, reviled in Cosmo magazine ads and generally
relegated to the white elephant gag gifts of our holidays year after year. |
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But
you DO kinda like them so it gets a little old using the "Well,
he can use another tie" or "She likes dogs/angels"
excuse. Let's
put an end to that here and now.
Rover Yep,
..Rover
*
One size fits all. No waiting.
No precarious delivery schedules. No dry cleaning.
Four,
count 'em FOUR great gift options:
#1
- Ye Olde Traditionalle Season Ticket - 6 shows $90
Yes,
tried and true. Each and every show, one after another in blissful predictable
fashion. With or without the two One Day Only performances. Sometimes,
the old ways are indeed best.
| #2
- Rover Season Sampler - 3 shows
$47
Choose
three shows - get two comedies and a musical, or mostly dramas and one comedy.
Mix and Match. Whatever! It's the same paradigm shift as when KFC decided to let
you pick light or dark meat. It's a new world. Branch out. Cut your own path.
The Season Sampler matches your rugged individualism as well as
your budget.
| #3
Rover Punch Card - 6 shows $95
No
sooner than you've decided to get a Season Sampler, you think -
"Ooh, Bob would like to see that one with me -- and that one....hmmm!"
Ever at the ready to make your holiday gifting fantasies a reality... The
Punch Card. Six tickets to any shows throughout the year. See each show
alone. Bring a friend with you to three. Bring your Six-man football team to just
the show about the Six-man playoffs in Hazelton (okay, there isn't
one, but it did make you look at the season again, right?). You call the
shots. All or nothing. Some now. Some later. You stay in control.
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The ever secure and beloved Single Ticket - $18
All
right, you got part way through the Punch Card above and called
half the team and invited them only to be disappointed. I... I understand you
are hurt and slightly afraid to trust again. A single ticket is a great way to
test the waters, just to see if this thing can really work again. I understand.
Let's just ... take it slow for a while.
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Season
Tickets - 6 shows $90 |  An
innocent favor becomes a deadly game |  60's
activists meet the girl next door. Revolution is no match
for Neil Simon and apple pie. | | | |  Years
ago, they got together over a drink or two. Now it is tearing them apart. |  Plagues,
pestilence and costume changes wreak havoc on this sweeping film of the greatest
story ever spoofed. |  And
on the eighth day, Frank saw that it was Cool.
| | | All
six shows just $90 ($108 if purchased separately)
a $1 service charge will be added After clicking, you can indicate how many
you want. | | | Add
Best of One Day Only Vol. 2 April 2-4, 2009 Some
of the best plays from the past twelve One Day Only 24-hour play festivals. and
One Day Only 13 ! For just $15 more! | | | All
six shows plus BODO2 & ODO13 just $105
($132 if purchased separately) a
$1 service charge will be added | | |
.Single
Gift Tickets - $18 each | a
$1 service charge will be added per ticket |  An
innocent favor becomes a deadly game |  60's
activists meet the girl next door. Revolution is no match
for Neil Simon and apple pie. | |
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| |  Years
ago, they got together over a drink or two. Now it is tearing them apart.
|  Plagues,
pestilence and costume changes wreak havoc on this sweeping film of the greatest
story ever spoofed.
|  And
on the eighth day, Frank saw that it was Cool.
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a
$1 service charge will be added After clicking, you can indicate how many you
want.
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See
you there!
*hey,
now THAT's cultural sensitivity, right? I figured, if they did it on Seinfeld,
then it's gotta be right. Right?
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